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Entrance To A Party Thrown On James St. James' Behalf

The original "party monster" and world-reknown celebutante has released his second book, a novel entitled Freak Show. Here I am, throwing down some black belt Jared Gold Couture with my date for the evening: the multi-talented, minutes-away-from-taking-over-the-world lil' beauty named Stevie Ryan-- though she's also known by the monikers Lil' Loca, Ooh La La, "The Real Paris," etc. These are characters she's created, and if you haven't had the pleasure of seeing one 'in action' yet, I highly suggest you peruse both YouTube--and her spot here on Buzznet, as well!

Despite my brash, several-decibels-louder-than-it-should-be voice, it's a challenge to decipher nearly anything that transpires in this most amateur of amateur video clips.

The Cliff's—erm, CLINT'S—note version is this: I congratulate Jeff on his first door gig (which harkens back memories of eons and ions ago, when I scored my first club job as 'Gatekeeper of the Guest List'...I thought I had ARRIVED; I was so excited about it). Then, of course, I "throw down some propers" to those whom are worthy of recognition: the fagulous production company World of Wonder who threw the party, Mr. Saint James himself, and the genius known as Jared Gold. Without him, my wardrobe would be as lame and generic as Abercrombie.

O.K., maybe not that hideous...
But, truth be told: all my favorite articles of clothing are the result of his unparalleled brilliance.



Fortunately, Stevie shot quite a bit of footage inside with her camera.

Now THAT'S the clip I'm eager to see! Keep your eyelashes peeled for it—no doubt the end result will be slicker than fuck-all...

But, until then:

I await

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melodya: 06/02/2007 12:40 AM
I can barely hear you, but a buzz is definitely in order because of the jacket. I swear only you can pull off something this avant-garde and make it look as run-of-the-mill as an Los Angeleno in flip flops and jeans...Of course what you choose to wear is never run of the mill of course, but your ease with wearing it is. "Oh this old thang?"

Buzz buzz...kiss kiss...
Alcy: 06/02/2007 5:16 AM
LMAO, the Abercrombie comment. I never really understood its appeal. I mean, I tend to wear mass marketed cheap stuff, but...not when it feels the need to have large tags all over announcing what it is as if it's something to brag about (aside from my personal disinterest in their style). Sorry if that was incoherent, it's after 5 AM.
♥ Lovely Heart ♥: 06/02/2007 11:54 AM
lovely.. clint
thistleharlequin: 06/02/2007 12:01 PM
xoxo ;P
marchand94: 06/02/2007 3:57 PM
steve: 06/02/2007 10:48 PM
love stevie!
stevieryan: 06/03/2007 5:39 PM
AAWWW!!! We're cute ;)
OoooOO and lets not forget about the dirt I dug up on you know who!! Now you know what Spounge Bob likes in his square pants !
stevieryan: 06/03/2007 5:40 PM
Ps.
Yes, we are hep-c'ed out in this video!
neurophibic: 06/04/2007 9:48 AM
do i really move around that much? lol
xoxo
darrensteinfilms: 06/12/2007 5:01 PM
This whole thing with the Buzznet phone?

You need to alert them that an UPDATE has to happen.

Eris is right: the reception is horrible.

Anything that makes hotties look like Hep C bodies?

NOT
THE LOOK TO HAVE...
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