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storm-chasers & those who conjure, I await: Who'll take an arrangement of consonants & vowels & strip it, set the word free like electrons?

quickly, I'll release a short circuit path :: dos›two›pair›double›entendre›ballsy›people›packin›peeps›jackin›bird›birds›lay›eggs›juevos ::

atmosphere crackling, charged & dangerous :: skittering verbal associations word after word upon word, till they collide: a thunder clap ::

I'd rather be in the eye of a tornado than cast my own in judgment. Besides, It's not every day linguistics flash like lightning for me...

Sure: on one hand, the quaint Southern vernacular for "good peeps" applies. Conversely, there's the Spanish term for eggs, which connotes...

asks @KateKumdumpster if she's considered all the things a "good egg" can be: CRACKED, FRIED, SCATTERED, OVER-EASY...or HARD-BOILED, even.

is fighting the urge to fritter time away in a "twit-list" nerdgasm. Of course, if I didn't have work due? Wouldn't interest me at all.

"<3 uab," @swiftkaratechop...("& that means You're A Biiitch!")

Ah, but in this twittercyberfacebooksphere, how can I be certain this is the Real @SwiftKarateChop? Truly, FakeClintCatalyst needs to know..

wow, the places this guy takes me. We're the only gringos here, & there are Funyuns for sale behind the bar. Fkn' FUNYUNS, kthnx.