Identity Is Malleable. Become That Version You Love: What You Create

Out with the [cliché], In with the...

You get it.

Guys from 34" - 38" waist, don't tell me "there's never cool clothes available for you."





Both the Nice Collective and The Terri King  items retailed for...well, if you know the labels, you'll know they were among my many frivilous expenditures.


My pal Maendi is posting these things for me (I tend to get a tad homicidal over the wait at the Post Office 'round these parts).

In other words, WATCH FOR UPDATES! --->New items will continue to be added on a near-daily basis.

This is merely a reminder regarding the latest batch of offerings.  There's plenty of other items for both the fellahs and the females in days to come.

GIVE 'EM A GANDER, Y'ALL...almost everything up for bidding (including the carload of other stuff that will be) is either new or worn only once.


Make something YOURS, woncha?

(Please... I mean.)


Best Regards,
Double C
and THANK YOU; THANK YOU; THANK YOU!

Hello everyone.

What’s the happs?

Me?

Oh, I’ve been putting the “DEAD” in “Deadline” as of late…

i.e., life

has been getting in the way of my life

more than usual—

and um, Hemingway’s whole “Grace Under Pressure” motif?

Easier said than done, I’m discovering…

But who gives an F-Bomb about all that shite,

RIGHT?

Instead, here’s this info to digest/dissect/dismiss
My preciousnesses:

ROYAL PROCLAMATION NUMBER ONE…

San FranCrisco-disco Appearance

This TUESDAY, MAY 20th !Brief Spoken Word Performance (Yep, of NEW MATERIAL)

And Extensive Q & A

CLINT CATALYST* AND JIM VAN BUSKIRK

At Michelle Tea’s Infamous ‘Radar Reading Series’

Held at THE THREE DOLLAR BILL CAFé 

(Ground Floor of THE CENTER)

1800 Market Street (at Octavia)

San Francisco, CA 94102

415.865.5555

7 p.m.

FREE

And

OPEN TO ALL AGES

[Responsibility for Long-Term Damage To Minors

Hereby Waived, kThanx.]

And pfffft!— as if that’s NOT ENOUGH…

ROYAL PROCLAMATION NUMBER TWO…

Salt Lake (far-too-easy/cliché-to-say-“Shitty”) Appearance

This THURSDAY, MAY 20th !

a lá:






THE EVER-STUNNING CHARACTER ACTRESS:



AS WELL AS:



FOLLOWED BY…



THOUGH

PRECEDED BY

A TID-BIT O’ “WISH-FULFILLMENT”

FOR ALL Y’ALL ASPIRING

“WALKING STICKS”:



( And, in case you’re wondering why I’d list that

H E R E  ? )

I’m one of the judges, bitches!

( And F-Bomb to the “Tyra Banks” Approach…

I’m one MEAN  Em-Effin’  QUEEN

So, YOU ‘BEST BE ‘SPECTING

TO



B

R

I

N

G



I

T

!

[Insert Dramatic Evil Laughter Here]



Oh, and

FYI:

I am only HALF-Kidding, Ladies…



Helpful Hint:

The Asterisk Above?

Whelp, are you familiar with the celluloid masterpiece entitled Election?

Think of the character ‘Tracy Flick’ re: her name upon capitalization…

Then DITTO THE SAME with ‘Clint’!

[KnowWhatI’mSayin’WithoutSayin’?]

Envision Appropriate Emoticons, Et Al:

THE SALT LAKE CITY EVENT IS BEING FILMED,

SO DON’T SHOW UP UNLESS YOU…Oh, HELL—

HAVE NO FEAR OF YouTube SPOOFS BEIN’ MADE

OR

SOMETHIN’…

All kidding aside,

I hope to see you/meet you

Sooooooooooooon…


‘Cause this excursion from El Lay?

Well, Yeah

It’s

LONG
OVERDUE.

x o x o xDouble C

If you were granted access to read the worst possible things written about you...

Would you take it?

I did.

And the subject line here?

TRUST ME: That's just where it BEGINS.

My reaction?  Latest blog:

www.uber.com/clintcatalyst

If you've ever been completely taken off guard by an insult,
please visit.


(Though commentary welcome HERE, obviously...)