Identity Is Malleable. Become That Version You Love: What You Create

Who know "Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge!" is not just an MCR title. It's a way of life—and I want to hear all about it... Did you pull a "fast-one" (or five) on a skeezy boss? Have you ever pulled a major act of revenge for which you've never been caught? Do you have a rival with whom you've been "duking it out" year after year? Served up the whole "Pay-Back's a Bitch" cliché to some motherfucker who deserved it? IF SO, I WANT DETAILS DETAILS DETAILS! You can either confess to the 'sublimely shady' in this, a public forum... Or, to share your juicy tales without fear of implication, I’ve set up an email account for you to SEND ON IN THOSE GLEEFUL MOMENTS OF SIN:
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As many of you know, I’m a researcher…a ‘culture vulture’ of sorts. Since I work in different areas of the entertainment industry (writing articles for magazines, pitching ideas for potential TV programs, recommending outstanding individuals for other projects that I find out through lurking around on my own, or-- who knows?-- perhaps even publishing the 'Best of the Worst Deeds' as a book project), there’s a myriad of opportunities this could lead to. Long and short of it: I’m just amped-up for some creative, unexpected means of “pay-backs” to be shared a.s.a.p.! When and if and how these would be used is T.B.A., O.K.? But here’s an example of the type of stuff I want more of: Many moons ago when I was mired in the hell of Hicksville High School, there was one bitch in particular who really ‘put me through it.’ Never one to choose the tacky, unimaginative Jerry Springer antics, I stewed on what choice of revenge would suit my needs in a gradual, glorious, and very public manner: I spelled out the word “C U N T” in the front yard of her family’s home with Miracle-Grow fertilizer. The end result? Laughter every time I drove past the skeeze’s house on my way home and saw the word sprout in a consistently greener hue, despite the family’s efforts to control it. They finally opted to burn the whole front yeard, plant lush new squares of grass, and start over. Did she ever know I was the responsible party? Not for sure… and I like it that way. I’m a different person today than I was back when every step I took was in a hateful, homophobic, Bible-belt of battlefield that required keen wit and a sharp tongue to guarantee survival. In other words, I can't remember the last time I felt I "hated" anyone. But back then? The foremost adage I lived by was, “Fuck with me, and I won’t wait for Karma: whatever you’ve doled out, I’ll serve it back to you, and harder. The best part is: the rest of your life you won’t know what ‘horrible thing’ that’s transpired I’m responsible for.” Sure, some of the responses I get from this "Call for Submissions" of sorts will be mean-spirited and vitriolic—but I’m also interested in clever little ways you might have made yourself feel better when in an abusive relationship / situation / household, etc. In other words, either full-on cunty or comical and cute… This is my call to action: I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! Thanks and I’ll be watching… Vive Le Decadence, CCx AND DON'T FORGET: 'PRIVATE CONFESSIONS'
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