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September 22, 2009

From "Twilight" To Lowbrow Art Legends, "90210" to L.A.'s "Nightlife Personalities"...Here It Is: The Blog That Nearly Killed Me

Not. Even. Joking.

Two weeks out of town, one cracked rib/one broken, a "corrupt" WP library (still is, by the way--the
barrage of photos posted are via an alternate route),

and then

http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/and-suddenly-its-evening

was born,
a beast of 'blogature' if there ever was one...

 

Since there's nada chance all the taggotry will fit in the area provided/intended for such, here goes
the


LIST OF ALL LISTS:


1980, 1980's, 21st century definitions, 21st century icon, 21st century iconography, 21st century icons, 5 stars, 5 stars on YouTube, 80's pop star, 9/11, 9/11 tragedy, 90210, 90210's Kellan Lutz, a favorite among Millennials, a.k.a. beanerlarue, about Who's Dated Who, accessories, according to MySpace's celebrity directory, according to urban dictionary, according to urbandictionary.com, according to Wikipedia, activist, actor Michael Lucid, actors from IMDB.com, actors on YouTube, actress Annalynne McCord, actress Deena Marie, actress Olga Karakanova, actress Rachel McCord, Aldo Vento, Aldo Vento from Delphinium, Aldo Vento from Matthew Mishory's movie, Aldo Vento from MySpace, Aldo Vento from Stickam, Aldo Vento from the Derek Jarman movie, Aldo Vento on IMDB, all cats are black, alternative country, alumni of Gen Art Los Angeles, alumnus, Amanda Brooks from Flickr, Amanda Fields from Project Runway, Amanda Fields on IMDB, amelia g, analytics, angel mccord, Annalynne, Annalynne fan 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Filed under: Blog, Fashion


Posted on 09/22/2009 10:19 PM Comments (2)

August 28, 2009

WHY I LOOK & FEEL LIKE DEATH'S RECTUM:

Warning!

Terrifyingly ugly pic to follow...


http://www.clintcatalyst.com/blog/no-kelloggs-here-this-week-dears-flakety-flake-flake




And if you think I'm kidding?


*Ahem*


You'll soon discover otherwise...




(Proof/Pudding: DRIVE SAFELY THIS WEEKEND, Y'ALL!)


Posted on 08/28/2009 5:30 PM Comments (4)

July 16, 2009

ATTN: FASHION FIENDS IN LOS ANGELES! HAUTE NEWS re: JARED GOLD vs. JOSHUA PETKER RUNWAY SHOW July 30th!

For Ticket Information

- To -

THEE MOST GORGE-GORGE-GORGEOUS Explosion

of Haute Couture and the Horrifically Beautiful

This Year...

CLICK. HERE. NOW! :

MAKE NO MISTAKE: THE UNVEILING OF THIS MAD FASH MASH-UP

between

DESIGNER JARED GOLD

and

VISUAL ARTIST JOSHUA PETKER

will be a mind-melding, rump-rousing

RUNWAY SHOW and D.J. DEATHRACE

of L.A.'s hautest TREND-SETTERS, CULT ICONS,

RULE-MAKERS, RISK BREAKERS, and HISTORY-MAKERS!

∞ ∞ ∞

HOWEVER, UNLIKE THE INFAMOUS UNION STATION SHOW,

This event has yet to be announced to the 'general public'--

as the venue capacity is 1/4 that of last time!

 

WHEN THE SPACES ARE GONE, THEY'RE GONE...

And when you click to see the stellar line-up for the eve?

Might as well set your watches to "Ready, Set... GO!

 

 

Each & Evert Name? Hot-Linked, Heavy-Hitters

Seriously?

But Seriously...

HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

x o x o x

Clint


Related Groups: Clint Catalyst Fans
Posted on 07/16/2009 3:20 PM Comments (3)

July 11, 2009

Hardcore S & M! (As In: STAND. AND. MODEL...)

Red Carpet Shenanigans:

"Hyper-Hyphenate" Clint Catalyst, Designer Jared Gold, & Model/Host Julie Meise

 

∞  ∞  ∞  ∞  ∞

 

Yeah, there's that little issue of a typo--

(
Jared, not "Gerald" Gold)--but

That doesn't mean I'm not grateful for this clip getting posted!






Massive thanks to Julie and RealTVFilms, Jared (as always)

as well as "The Crew Who Does My 'Do Like None Other":


[Janine Jarman's Salon, Hairroin: Addicted to Style] *

 

 

*(Particular Credit Here?  Cut/Color by My Beloved 'High-End Cholita,' 

IRENE URIAS!)

 

Love.Love.Love.Love.Love


Posted on 07/11/2009 10:41 AM Comments (4)

May 30, 2009

SPOT-CHECK IT: Imago Magazine, Latest Ish... Out NOW!

As usual, I'm running late and only have one
"hot little minute" to spare"--

Still, for...oh, the two or three of you who
Might actually give an Eff--I want to share how excited I am
over my 'feature' in the latest issue of Imago magazine,
a glossy twohundredsomething-paged beautiful little beast of a publication
out of Barrie, Ontario (as in: Canada, just in case...)

Here's the first of three pages of my Q & A posted as a 'tease':



Ditto, same-- my dear friend Dirk Mai:


Rumor has it (so you know it must be true!)
that there's also an article on that dang little pinkhead,

Audrey Kitching ♥--

but I'm still waiting on my ish to arrive via post...

Are YOU?

Mad love and thanks to you, Sandra!



To get your own little grubby paws on a copy, cruise by:

Imago 'Zine (www.imagozine.com)


At any rate, I've REALLY gotta head out now...though
Till Later--

Cheers to every unkissed frog!

And three more for Fables, babes--even if they're "As Good As It Gets"!

Muchos Besos,
Clintasaurus Maximus


Posted on 05/30/2009 11:46 PM Comments (11)

May 13, 2009

"Pained And Painted" -- New Video (7 YOUTUBE "AWARDS" IN THE FIRST 24 HOURS! ~woo woo!)



Spoken Word by Clint Catalyst,
Visual Manipulations/Aural Fixations by Nickolas Wolfkind




featuring portrayals by
Audrey Kitching
Lorraine Caley
Kaiden Blake
Kat Lee
Hilary Goldberg
&
CCx

(accompanying text available on The 'Tubes, if interested...
Click "More Info" when at my channel,

youtube.com/clintcatalyst)

 

> > YOU TUBE AWARD UPDATES < <

AS OF THURSDAY MORNING, MAY 14th

(2009, obviously!)


Statistics & Data
Honors for this video (7):


#72 - Most Discussed (Today) - Education

#53 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education - Australia

#67 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education - United Kingdom

#58 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education

#73 - Most Viewed (Today) - Education - South Korea

#35 - Top Favorited (Today) - Education

#79 - Top Rated (Today) - Education

 


Excitement on THIS end ABOUNDS, friends and "friends"...


(YouTube ain't exactly my 'terrain,' so

It's not an everyday thing for me, ya naw mean?)

 

 

THANKS INORDINATE AMOUNTS, PEEPS!

VERY MUCH APPRECIATED, INDEED...INDEED


x o x o x

Clintasaurus Wrecks!

 

 


Posted on 05/13/2009 11:18 PM Comments (3)

May 3, 2009

With Pauley Perrette at Hairroin Salon's Benefit for The Los Angeles Youth Network

Wow.

Got some, uhh, serious "chin chin"s goin' on with some of my movements
in this one here...

 

But y'know what though?
gasp!

It's not 'all about me...'

Entitled "Dark Sparkle," * this On-The-Fly clip is from a fundraiser held for the Los Angeles Youth Network at Hairroin, scissormeister Janine Jarman's legendary haunt in Hollywood.
*(Event Subtitle: "Creating a Sparkle in the Lives of Our Youths")

Burlesque beauties The Diamond Bettys put on two performances
(one for the 8-10 crowd; another for the 10-midnight)...

plus, tons of goodie baskets were doled out via raffle-drawings
interspersed throughout all the "heavy Hello-ing."

(RAD goodie baskets, BTW-- stocked with everything from swank beauty products by Sebastian
to a mix of rare with new merch by visual artist Elizabeth McGrath.)

Every penny of the proceeds went toward

www.layn.org

one of L.A.'s truly vital organizations that's been involved with youth advocacy since 1986--
working with a comprehensive network of medical, social and legal agencies to
"End Homelessness One Youth At A Time."


Posted on 05/03/2009 12:29 AM Comments (2)

April 29, 2009

TONIGHT: Party at the Illustrious Hairroin Salon...Who's Comin'?

'OPEN TO THE PUBLIC' from 10 in the p,








With a Special Burlesque Performance by:







Great cause, and


COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS Sitch re: Donations—


(As in: bring an envelope, and pass it to the designated area...
then THE GOOD TIMES BEGIN!)




Hope to see/meet some of you there!

(And yes: before the queries begin,
the 'familiar faces' associated with the salon will be there.)

If you know whom/what I mean, then you know what I mean...

~ Cue Winking Emoticon ~

and be sure to stop by...

www.HairroinSalon.com

For a visit!


Posted on 04/29/2009 3:19 PM Comments (6)

April 21, 2009

Lit Geeks. Celeb Freaks. Scene Critiques...?

Barely after 8 in the a.m., and L.A. weather's already got my brain simmerin'.

www.clintcatalyst.com


Front Page. NOW:
(Extensive photos & gossip beneath the "Read More" cut)


National Poetry Month.
New Poetic Form I, umm, Kind-Of Invented.
Adventures in Geriatrics.
Jessicka from Scarling.
Lisa Leveredge from the Courtney Love band.
Lenora Claire.
Brendan Mullen.
William Mills.
Caroline Ryder.
Luis Payne (of Hairroin Salon).
DJs Adrian & The Mysterious D.
Club Bootie.
Bootie L.A.
D.J. Paul V.
Rony Alwin.
Ronysphotobooth.com.
The Echoplex.
Mash-up.
Kat Turner.
Sasha Sheldon.
Tarina Tarantino.
Alfonso Campos.
Matthew Mishory.
Andreas Andrea.
"Delphinium."
Derek Jarman.
Suren Seron.
Stray Angel Films.
Amanda Brooks.
Shandra Jade.
Debbi Rotkowitz.
Inno.
Lotus Josephine.
Amelia G.
Forrest Black.
Blueblood.net.
Joe from DrunkRockers.com
Cuteness in overdrive.
Minnie Mouse.
Robin.
Daniel Batallia.
Megalion Oblong.
Pippi Longstocking.
Kevin Scribbles.
Matthew Sandusky.
Pedro Zalba.
Sonja Teri.
Jared Gold.
Tina Root.
Switchblade Symphony.
Tre Lux.
Small Halo.
Yvette Lera.
Piper Ferguson.
Luke Johnson.
Luke van der Luke of Beat Union.
Romak from Romak & The Space Pirates.
Jeff Neurophobic.
Tony Ward.
Pauley Perrette ("NCIS") & Her Wedding "Without the 'M' Word..."



~more, more, more~


Posted on 04/21/2009 8:48 AM Comments (3)

April 3, 2009

For Those Of You Not Bamboozling Or [AHEM!] Donning White In Palm Springs...

 




O.K., I tried posting the fancy format

and intricate details sent

via the club's email list...

But saying I'm "technologically-challenged"

is a polite euphemism.

THE GENERAL DEETS ARE HERE:




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Please note the theme--


You're encouraged to 'dress up,' but don't have to by any means!


I have a very limited number of "comps,"

But should be able to get a reasonable amount of my friends
in at a discount...


IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN ATTENDING,
PLEASE LEAVE A BLOG COMMENT STATING SO!


I'M UNDER A GNARLY DEADLINE AT THE MOMENT,

BUT PROMISE TO GET BACK TO YOU BY 6 p.m. THE "NIGHT OF"
AT THE LATEST!

Bootie is my favorite club in L.A.,
And the crowd at the Echoplex is really diverse...

Plus, if you've never seen R.A.I.D.perform?

For that, I have one word:

PREPARE!

Thanks so much, and

hope to be seeing/meeting/dancing/hanging
with y'all, like, really soon!

Yours in Good Times and Bad Behavior,*

Clintasaurus Maximus



*Note: a term for you to interpret personally...

x o x o x


Oh? And there's no way I'll be showing before 10,

"jsyk,"

But for those of you who choose to?

TEAR IT UP! ;D

∞ ∞ ∞

UPDATE:


NOW CONFIRMED FOR THE EVE...

THE NOTORIOUS RONY ALWIN

 

Of  http://ronysphotobooth.com !



Bitches better DRESS TO SLAUGHTER, as HE--

along with other confirmed shutterbugs,
journalists, and bloggers--IS GONNA BE SNAPPIN' AWAY!

Good times, indeed...
Mmmm Hmmm!



Posted on 04/03/2009 7:39 PM Comments (5)

February 23, 2009

CONTEST WINNERS, "Shout-Outs," & Rantin' About...

Direct to you


from The 'Tubes...


       


Uh-huh.   That's Right.


Related Groups: Clint Catalyst Fans
Posted on 02/23/2009 10:11 AM Comments (4)

February 13, 2009

UPDATE ABOUT THE "PILLS, THRILLS" CONTEST

(I just attempted to post the following message to the "Clint Catalyst Fans" group as a journal entry, though I'm rushed at the moment and couldn't tell if I did it correctly! Aaack!)

AT ANY RATE, HERE'S A BIT OF INFO FOR Y'ALL:

;D
(Southern? ME?)

Hey you guys...

I'm doing something revolutionary and ACTUALLY POSTING IN HERE!

(A fanfare is appropriate!
Bah ha ha ha...)

Because I'm under deadline and have a commitment tonight ("moo-deling" for Pol Atteu Couture-- woo woo!),

I'm unable to make the video clip in which I announce the contest winner.

HOWEVER,
Because I already made a clip though effed up because I can't figure out how to transfer the damn thing

(good thing I'm a self-admitted techno-tard, hrmm? I've "taken the first step!" I've "taken the first step!"),

the forthcoming video will have a little "give-away" surprise...

Or I suppose I should say

SURPRISES?


Such suspense.
Please: try to contain yourselves! ;D

Also, massive thanks to all who've contributed here...I'm both flattered and appreciative.

If you post anything even semi-noteworthy (ex: the bitchen banner Joanna made me!), please be sure and drop me a note telling me to cruise over here!

In case you haven't heard, I tend to put more on the proverbial plate than I can handle.

(Translation? I get overwhelmed and forget about shit!)

Also, if you're not a member of the MySpace group Tallulah so kindly began (entitled "Clint Catalyst Friends and Fans" -- a wise choice, as far as I'm concerned, because I'm not the type to refer to anyone who's into my work as a 'fan.' I mean, I'll call *myself* a fan of someone else, but... you get it),

please sign on up!

When the total number of group members hits a certain digit (and yeah, of course it's geeky and literary-related), I plan to do ANOTHER give-away: and for anyone who has an interest, it should be well worth it. =D

O.K.,
reallllllllly have to go now, but

please be patient and watch my latest video clip in the interim!

Also, since I've only recently begun to utilize "The 'Tubes,"

I'd love to be connected with any of you over there, as well:

youtube.com/user/clintcatalyst


Massive Thanks, and
Best of Bloody Valentine's Wishes!

Besos Overdose,
CCx
Posted on 02/13/2009 3:10 PM Comments (5)

February 6, 2009

Cease Your "TL;DR" B.S. And WIN SOMETHING, Damn It!

IT’S CONTEST TIME AGAIN!
So yeah, full disclosure:
I’ve got a bit of a love/hate thing with Valentine’s Day…

Then again,
I’ve got a love/hate relationship with a lot of things!

THE GREAT THING ABOUT HOLIDAYS, HOWEVS?

They’re a great excuse for me to have a “GIVE-AWAY!”


(‘Cause for whatever reason, it’s a source of entertainment…
Right up until it involves me schlepping to the post office!
UGH.
WHAT AM I GIVING AWAY,
YOU ASK?


A hand-painted, personalized copy of
Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache

An anthology I co-edited with my fab friend Michelle Tea ♥
That’s now COMPLETELY SOLD OUT,
(A fact on its own makes the book a 'collectible.')

NEW, UNREAD COPIES OF THE BOOK
ARE ALREADY LISTED ON AMAZON
AT $36, $39, $72…

HOWEVER, THOSE ARE THE REGULAR COPIES.

OF THE PERSONALIZED,
HAND-PAINTED COPIES,
IT’S AN EXTREMELY LIMITED EDITION of 33.

THE WINNER NOT ONLY GETS
ONE OF THOSE
SIGNED and NUMBERED COPIES…

I’LL ALSO DO A LITTLE
‘SPECIAL REQUEST’ ACTION

SO THAT THE END RESULT
IS ”Soo” YOU.

(I hope!)
=D


* Examples of the first 9 books of the 33 can be viewed here: *

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=1497532&blogID=458753145


Workin’ with the whole ‘V.D. Theme,’

(Double entendre intentional, kthanx)

What I’m curious to know is:

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING EIGHT
“FAMOUS KISS” RENACTMENTS
DO YOU LIKE THE BEST?


Yes, seriously…

 As if you don’t like a good smooch now and then!

* HERE ARE THE LINKS FOR YOUR OPTIONS: *

An Officer and A Gentleman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ueTlA23iEc

 It's a Wonderful Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6oTQYcXm0U

Lady & The Tramp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Mb8jyH1NA

 Sleeping Beauty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGA1xmd1PNw&feature=related

 Casablanca
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5hiIuUFKQg

 Superstar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjzcdeBklA

 The Empire Strikes Back
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMGGJcfPNHQ

 Species
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv3SloK2MCs



YA GOT IT?


For a person to be considered ‘for the win,’
All you have to do is follow these simple rules:

1) Leave a comment--regardless whether it's of praise or it's a criticism--on EVERY SINGLE ONE of the 8 options listed above.

2) "Rate" the clips (obviously giving your fave of the lot “5 Stars”),

and then,

AFTER you’ve completed both 1) and 2),
(Don’t forget, kids—it’ll be easy to “back-track” by your user name and see if you slacked in the comment dept!)

leave

3) A general page comment on

www.youtube.com/user/netflixgreatestkiss

stating
WHICH OF THE 8 IS YOUR FAVORITE
OUT OF “Clint’s Choices,”
AND WHY...


VERY IMPORTANT!  PLEASE NOTE:

Neither Netflix nor YouTube endorses either this
“Contest-Within-A-Contest”

Nor does either company--
Or any of their affiliates--
Approve of any of the opinions expressed
In this “Give-Away,”

FURTHERMORE, NONE OF THE AFOREMENTIONED
APPROVEs OF THE SUBJECT MATTER,
BOOK TITLE, or OPINIONS ASSOCIATED WITHIN MY ‘PRIZE.’



Said another way?
This is my book, and my contest.

YouTube is like a “new toy” to me,
And I selected it as a means of choosing a ‘winner’
The same way I’ve used other sites in the past…

(Case in point: other “Give-Away”s
in which I had contestants retrieve info
from my page on imdb.com)


The “Winner” Will Be Chosen At Random,
At Which Time I’ll Ask For Basic Contact Information.

THE DEADLINE IS 11:59 P.M. (Pacific Standard Time)
THIS SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 8th…



So go on and start clicking those links
NOWWWWWWWWW,

HOWEVER,
Because I’d rather not have to deal with anyone’s parents,

This Give-Away is limited to the ’18-and-Over’ Demographic.

(Apologies for that, my little cuties:
But there’ll be others…I promise!)


Thanks to anyone who’s read this far,
And BEST OF LUCK!


x o x o xClint

Posted on 02/06/2009 10:12 AM Comments (4)

January 24, 2009

PUCKER UP, FKRS-- It's Contest Time, Netflix Style!

So SPOT-CHECK:

THIS.




THIS..





and--far from least (!)--THIS...






...then

show me YOUR take
on a favorite--or the favorites--
among

silver-screen smooches!



FULL

CONTEST
DEETS
AVAILABLE

AT:



http://www.youtube.com/user/Netflixgreatestkiss



~ ® ~


Best of luck, everyone!

I'm excited to see what y'all come up with for submissions.
Ampersand.Hearts.Semicolon,

CCx



Posted on 01/24/2009 5:37 AM Comments (5)

December 22, 2008

Because It'll Make You Esoteric & Cool, That's Why

Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache:

Presenting...The Hand-Painted,
Limited Edition of 33 Copies

O.K., in case you haven't heard,
the anthology I co-edited with my fab friend, Michelle Tea ♥
is now officially 'Sold Out.'

The moment I heard the news, I whipped out my credit card
and ordered the last "new, unread" copies I could find.
(Amazon, Barnes & Noble, et al: Completely wiped 'em out)

Being a fan of not only the book itself--
exclusive material by Dennis Cooper, Eileen Myles, Pauley Perrette (of "NCIS"),
J.T. Leroy, Dodie Bellamy, Charles Anders, Miss Tea, me
and a slew of other authors
you need in your life like, now--

I'm also a sucker for collectibles.

It's taking me much longer than I anticipated,
but I've been working on nifty-crafty new versions
of the cover for any fiends out there who
covet the highly-collectible, as well.

Keeping in mind that I paid full price plus shipping,
then adding in the cost art supplies,
by the time I wholesale these to stores, I've actually lost money on the venture.

Ahwell...
Here are the first nine of the 33,
along with information for the ones still available:

ONE:

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(n/a)

TWO:

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Available at Y Que in Los Angeles


In person, or via Mail-Order
from aaronsterling@gmail.com
$59

THREE:

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(n/a)

FOUR:

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(n/a)

FIVE:

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Available at Skylight Books in Los Angeles

In person, or via Mail-Order
from steve@skylightbooks.com
$53

SIX:

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Available at Y Que in Los Angeles

In person, or via Mail-Order
from aaronsterling@gmail.com
$59

SEVEN:

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Available at Skylight Books in Los Angeles

In person, or via Mail-Order
from steve@skylightbooks.com
$53

EIGHT:

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Available at Y Que in Los Angeles

In person, or via Mail-Order
from aaronsterling@gmail.com
$59

NINE:

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Available at Skylight Books in Los Angeles

In person, or via Mail-Order
from steve@skylightbooks.com
$53


Yes, I'm aware these aren't "Bargain Bin" prices...

But if you're curious to see how new copies
are already accumulating in value, check out Amazon and alibris.com...

There are copies without all my hard work and shellack
priced at $54.25

I'm just sayin'...

Thanks to everyone for your interest that sold the title out!


Posted on 12/22/2008 9:25 PM Comments (12)

BITCH!

(magazine. "In The Spotlight," current ish...the theme of which couldn't be more appropriate.)

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Posted on 12/22/2008 8:19 PM Comments (2)

December 17, 2008

JANOME and THREADBANGERS...TWO NAMES YOU NEED TO KNOW!

CHECK IT.

CLICK IT:



LIVE IT.

LOVE IT.

JANOME
IS THE SEWING MACHINE
OF CHOICE
FOR JARED GOLD...

WHAT OTHER REASON DO YOU NEED?

Posted on 12/17/2008 10:30 AM Comments (6)

November 2, 2008

"SCENE KINGS," "CROWN EMPERORS..." (Latest MySpace Blog Put To BUZZZZ By Request)

This site is-- after all-- where THE LIST originated...






Ah, how the (formerly-pierced) tongue wriggles in cheek...

This Buzznet post was just brought to my attention, and gave me a good laugh -- particularly re:

"Also, I want to make a note about some of the categories - I realize that not all of the people in the "friend" category are just famous for being someone's friend and have more going on than that, but I needed more people in that section, so I just listed people they knew to round it out :P"

Hilar on one hand, since I'm not linked as being the leech-- I mean, friend— of someone else
as a means of obtaining (AHEM!) "notoriety."

Then again, on the other manicured claw, I'm the only person listed who appears to not have any friends at all!

Could I be a...(dare I say it)

SCENE PARIAH?!

(I mean, for me to utilize the 'interrobang'?
Shit is SERIOUS.)


Thank GAWD I'm now blessed with a "cheat sheet" -- that way whenever I'm on ~*the Interwebz*~ I'll keep it nearby to know with whom I should or should not communicate.

(stated in most pretenshy accent imaginable):

"So sorry I am unable to communicate with you at this time.

Feel free to try again at a future date, when you've worked your way to a higher tier among 'Scene Royalty.'"


Ahhhh, I'm out the door now to Burger King for my cardboard crown...

Thanks for 'Giving Good Ha' and creating this "meme," Dorotea!
This is almost as genius as the commentary it's garnered beneath your post thus far
arguing over who or what "scene" is, exactly.

As a dinosaur, this is now the third time around to see/hear the phrase utilized...

and from Clubland to the World Wide Waste of Time, the group of people/style/trends associated with it have vacillated tremendously.

Kind of fascinating, truth be told.

'Scenester Sociology 101' -- bah!

Though in my humble opinion, dearest Doroteathegreat...

a noteable name/face has been overlooked in this "Cross-Section of Cool":

the photographer Dirk Mai, formerly known as "Fingers Crossed":

Not only has he made a bigger name for himself than most of the 'subjects' he's shot,
the gent is considered by many as the barometer of whom is "on The List"--
and I know you know which one I mean--

By whether they're posted on his page/among his repertoire.

His handsome looks put an odd-looking creature like me to shame;
he has a celebrity girlfriend...

And um, he's turned down large sums of money from wanna-be's that have tried to
"buy their way in."

Oh shit-- but since this was a humorous post, I shouldn't be the least bit earnest in my reaction...should I?

Then again, I heard on Tyra's talk show that "there's truth in humor."

Such pressure.  Such pressure!

Where is my public?

Like any 'ruler'/figurehead, I need someone to tell me what to do!

How ELSE am I expected to claim an idea as my own?

Oh.  Oh!
O

Posted on 11/02/2008 6:06 AM Comments (24)
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