Identity Is Malleable. Become That Version You Love: What You Create2007--0-2-T21: 2:0:-08:00I'm the author of the speed-addled collection of stories and spoken word text stitched together and entitled COTTONMOUTH KISSES, which is basically a how-to guide for aspiring degenerates of all sexual orientations and flamboyant fashion persuasions. I also co-edited an anthology of exclusive stories entitled PILLS, THRILLS, CHILLS and HEARTACHE with the fabulously talented Michelle Tea (not only one of my favorite writers, but also one of my closest friends). The book title pretty much sums up what the stories entail...I mean, what else is there in life, anyway?
But WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY LIFE TODAY?
Well, I have two separate book projects on the back burners, as it's difficult to dedicate time to them now since my foray into television. I've worked in both genres: scripted and "reality." Note the quotation marks, since I'm more than aware of how actual events can be edited for the sake of story.
Currently I'm trying to get stuff going in BOTH arenas... so keep your appendages crossed for me, please! ;) I moved to Hollywood with a ridiculously limited amount of funds and no one to "hook me up" with anything. Matter of fact, I rode the bus for four months and packed food in carry-out boxes at a Mandarin/Chinese restaurant until I was able to work my way up to the measly position as a waiter.
What I'm attempting to communicate here is: I have no patience for people who tell me "it can't be done" unless you're born into the business. It's taken me one little step after another for 8 years now to get where I am, and I still have a LONG way to go.
To sum me up: I'm not afraid to take risks or make a fucking commitment to go for what I want, despite the crooks and crannies along the path that don't always entail fun-filled perks of "the good life."
Because I'm going for "the good life," I know there are some shitty roadblocks along the way...
To the hindrances--and those who cause them out of boredom or just plain cruel intentions--hear me out: SURVIVAL IS THE BEST REVENGE.
I've made it this far, when there were bets that I'd never see my 21st birthday.
Set a goal and go for it with every ounce of marrow in your being" and hopefully I'll meet you somewhere along the way.buzznet:user:id:396047http://www.buzznet.com/Copyright (c) 2005, Buzznet, Inc.clintcatalystjared gold fashion showSalt Lake City Invaded from "Both Coasts!" LA and NYC Peeps Fly In For Jared Gold's Fahion Show...Tarina Tarantino's "Tokyo Hardcore" Release Party, 11.15.07"Death Is Not The End" : My WAKE On April 7, 2007"Sneak Peek": Stills From The Darren Stein/"Color Me Olsen" InterviewSexy Foxy Night At The Roxycosa_nostra_fashion_show"Sneak Peeks" / Behind-The-Scenes Work on New Book ProjectPrivateIt's A Good Night When...buzznet:user:entry:id:473333712008--1-1-T28: 1:4:-08:002008--1-1-T28: 1:4:-08:002008--1-1-T28: 1:4:-08:00clintcatalyst My Creepsuela Switchletto tri-corn is creepin' down my head, and I couldn't care less.
Jessicka looks as if she's trying "to just take in everything..."
&
That dang Jared Gold says it all through a single expression.
* * * * * * * * *
Embroidered jacket by Jared Gold couture;
"Quoth the Raven" Necklace by Bang Bang Baby:
www.bangbangbabydesigns.com]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122791107948.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122791107948.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122791107948.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122791107948.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122791107948.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122791107948.jpgMad Pash For Fash... MUST. LEARN. SEWING. NOWWWW!buzznet:user:entry:id:470956712008--1-1-T22: 0:9:-08:002008--1-1-T22: 0:9:-08:002008--1-1-T22: 0:9:-08:00clintcatalyst Literally a dashing-out-the-door 'Quick Post'
as a breezy/easy, though (since it's Mssr. Gold)
FAR-FROM-SLEAZY
"teaser"
for a Buzznet/Janome exclusive of me gettin' schooled
with two of the coolest girls
in town...
False eyelashes peeled?
They better be!
Yours in the D.I.Y., My Darlinks—
CC
x
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Here's a series of me having fun with the mega-glam Malika Millions,
taken at Power Up's swank awards ceremony/soirée honoring outstanding achievements among Lebian filmmakers.
Natch, I had to give the booth some mileage with my dear friend Hilary Goldberg-- both my dapper date for the evening, as well as the director credited both on my imdb and Wikkity-Whackety-pedia pages as being the person who discovered me as an actor.
I can't make up my mind whether to put quotation marks around the word discovered or the word actor, so I'm opting for neither.
I discredit/poke fun at myself plenty of other places around the 'net, and have chosen to skip the self-deprecating B.S. for a change and leave it at this:
It was a fun night; I'm grateful to have been among the attendees, and
sometimes a post is just a post...
Enjoying myself and being swollen with hubris ≠ synonyms, damn it!
So with that minor revelation, I bid thee farewell:
With warmest of wishes and wings still intact*––
A Clintankerous C
In Dire Need of Sleep
*(thanks for the hot tip, Icarus)
and
Thanks for another amazing hat, Creepsuela dearling!]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122666393082.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122666393082.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122666393082.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122666393082.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122666393082.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122666393082.jpgHalloween Whizzed By Like A Peppermint Swirl This Year...buzznet:user:entry:id:464775212008--1-1-T07: 1:0:-08:002008--1-1-T07: 1:0:-08:002008--1-1-T07: 1:0:-08:00clintcatalyst Here I am in my get-up as a "blood-thirsty barber...circa '99" (as in: 1899, ya feelin' me?)
with Monique, Beatrice de Jong (who's so damn adorable; how can I *not* be reminded how my love for Alice in Wonderland has yet to waver? I mean, SERIOUSLY)
and the ridiculously talented--
if not SLIGHTLY inebriated, bless her heart--
Irene Urias:
three rad ladies from "the salon that's ON":
HAIRROIN–-
(envision gorgeous cursive font, plz) "Addicted to Style"
Beatrice has lent her hands to my coiff a time or two, but the beaut who's cut, colored, extended and mended me more often than not is Irene,
incidentally...
--> Luis Payne is my other MAIN MAING, but he's not in this frame.
Ahem!]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122608168343.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122608168343.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122608168343.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122608168343.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122608168343.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122608168343.jpgGabriele and Clint Prepare for What Emerges At KUCOONbuzznet:user:entry:id:462175812008--1-1-T01: 2:1:-08:002008--1-1-T01: 2:1:-08:002008--1-1-T01: 2:1:-08:00clintcatalyst It's a total yawn to give disclaimers, but considering today's date... NO: this is not a Halloween costume. (I'll post at least one shot of the brilliant outfit constructed for me by Jared Gold-- complete with video footage-- within a few days, mmm kay?)
Instead, this is a photo taken of my pal Gabriele Hess and I as we await the Kucoon fashion show to 'unravel' itself at boxEIGHT. I gabbed away with extensive reportage over on my personal site, but wanted to at least post this pic here because I still can't get over the siiiiick Chet B headpiece atop my noggin', constructed with a batallion of plastic soldiers as protection from blandular fashion.
Khaki pants, flip-flops and Ambercrombie?
ATTACK!
=]
(Peeking out from beneath: cut, color and extensions by the incomparable Irene Urias of Hairroin.
Ampersand.Hearts.Semicolon to HAIRROINSALON.COM!
...and of course: the crew at boxEIGHT. But isn't that a 'given'?
If not, DULY NOTED here and now!
What is it gents in the service say? "Ten hut!?")]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122560024636.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122560024636.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122560024636.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122560024636.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122560024636.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122560024636.jpgWreaking Havoc With The Kitch on 10 17 08...buzznet:user:entry:id:459785812008--1-0-T28: 0:1:-08:002008--1-0-T28: 0:1:-08:002008--1-0-T28: 0:1:-08:00clintcatalyst at boxEIGHT,
L.A.'s alternative to the standard Mercedes Benz/Smashbox fashion week.
However, please note: "PROPS" ARE IN ORDER!
I didn't just go "Poof!" and my look happened...
Without the following peeps, there'd be nothing:
THANKS TO
Irene Urias of Hairroin Salon for the bitchen cut, color and extensions
www.hairroinsalon.com ;
Jared Gold, for one of the slickest, siiiickest jackets he's made yet ;
Jenelle a.k.a. "J.J." of oriJenelle Art for the new CC logo design (see chest)
www.myspace.com/orijenellegraphics ;
"Quoth the Raven" bling 'round my neck by Bang Bang Baby
www.BangBangBabyDesigns.com ;
and of course...
the "tiny tri-corns are the new mini tophats"
that I'm tippin'
is another work of wonder by Creepsuela Switchletto
www.myspace.com/creepclothing .
the image itself?
Dom Viramontes of Cliques Photo Booth
www.domviramontes.com
†
So!
Now that the infomercial's over,
Please, carry on...]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-12251824193.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-12251824193.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-12251824193.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-12251824193.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-12251824193.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-12251824193.jpgScan Of Image From The Latest Lipstick Prophets Catalogbuzznet:user:entry:id:452403412008--1-0-T12: 1:9:-08:002008--1-0-T12: 1:9:-08:002008--1-0-T12: 1:9:-08:00clintcatalyst I logged on hoping to upload a picture taken shortly after last week's My Bloody Valentine show, but I think I've jacked my key card from tossing around the laptop a bit too often... oops. Looks like that'll be yet another expense for the credit card!
Instead, here's a scan of the full image that's been cropped as my current MySpace default. Somehow I doubt I need to identify them, but on my right hand side (i.e., L in photo) is the lovely Ali Barone. The other side of the 'Clint sandwich'? Ummmm, yeah...you might have heard of an "Audrey Kitching," perhaps?
This pic is but one of several shots available in the current Lipstick Prophets magazine/catalog (issue 2). If you've yet to order your own, then sheeesh... I don't know what's wrong with you!
A mere 2 1/2 bones, with shipping included-- from
www.lipstickprophets.com
Oh and—props are in order here for the lensmeister William Bradford,
make-up artist Stephanie Kilmer,
and "hair wrangler" Marc Mapile from HairroinSalon.com]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122386737649.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122386737649.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122386737649.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122386737649.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122386737649.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122386737649.jpg...And Suddenly It's Eveningbuzznet:user:entry:id:435392912008--0-9-T10: 2:0:-08:002008--0-9-T10: 2:0:-08:002008--0-9-T10: 2:0:-08:00clintcatalyst Clint Catalyst, ghost-hunting in high glamour
with actress Pauley Perrette
A moment of calm among the cyclone:
Scrawling poems in my mind, this night of delicate decadence
Captured by the ubiquitous Dirk Mai [ AmpersandHeartsSemicolon. ]
†
on Pauley: pinktuck dress in black by Richard Ruiz [ www.richardruiznyc.com ]; snakeskin stiletto boots: models' own
on me: 5 pocket broken heavy waxed denim and ouija blazer, both by Cosa Nostra by Jeffrey Sebelia [ www.cosanostrainc.com ]; vintage Nice Collective strap worn as tie and Viktor & Rolf for H & M tux shirt: yanked outta my closet, thankyouverymuch
cut, color and extensions: Irene Urias of Hairroin Salon [ www.hairroinsalon ]]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-122110303706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-122110303706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-122110303706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-122110303706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-122110303706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-122110303706.jpgDressed Up, Messed Up, Made Over...buzznet:user:entry:id:426825112008--0-8-T25: 1:3:-08:002008--0-8-T25: 1:3:-08:002008--0-8-T25: 1:3:-08:00clintcatalyst Patrik Simpson, CEO of Network Models and haute couture designer Pol Atteu of Beverly Hills 're-invented' by Clint and Audrey (wardrobe), as well as Irene Urias and the crew at Janine Jarman's HairroinSalon.com (the fab 'fros, doncha know!?)
Captured on camera by the divine Dirk Mai--
From the BoxEight 'I Think It's Fashion; I Think It's Art' party on 08.16.08
G O O D
T I M E S !]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-12196950457.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-12196950457.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-12196950457.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-12196950457.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-12196950457.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-12196950457.jpg"But then, Monsters Are Supposed To Cry Over Their Dinners/buzznet:user:entry:id:417282612008--0-8-T09: 2:1:-08:002008--0-8-T09: 2:1:-08:002008--0-8-T09: 2:1:-08:00clintcatalyst ...and you and I want so desperately to be monsters
and not just a couple of ex-Catholic suburban kids
with the right kind of hair and bone structure
to carry off the clothes and the ghoul make-up"
--Danielle Willis
Just received this one from beloved Dirkulus Maximus, and love it so much I had to drop everything [INSERT SOUND EFFECT] and post it nowwwwwww!
Yes, the gun is real; no, I'd never held one before the shoot; yes, it added to the character I "got into" for the shoot.
Make-up by Miss Bella Muerta // mini-top hat and cravat by Creepsuela Switchletto // extensions, color and styling by Louis Payne of HairroinSalon.com]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121834171435.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121834171435.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121834171435.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121834171435.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121834171435.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121834171435.jpgClint and Audrey: Spokes"Modules" [insert emoticon here]buzznet:user:entry:id:414862012008--0-8-T05: 1:5:-08:002008--0-8-T05: 1:5:-08:002008--0-8-T05: 1:5:-08:00clintcatalyst Here's the first of MANY more shots to come...I'm stoked to say that The Kitch and I have been chosen as the official spokes-- well, you know: that term I feel too embarrassed to use-- for CREEPSUELA SWITCHLETTO!
The CS site is currently 'under construction' (by none other than Buzznet's adorable little Joanasbananas) for an official store launch, but here's the first ad of the miniature top hats and cravats that'll be available.
Yesterday Audz and I had another CS shoot with none other than the phenomenal Dirk Mai (whose fingers were formerly crossed, but now he seems do be doing quite well), so I've got a little head's up: there'll also be corsets, bustles, spats and other astounding goodies for sale to the general public a.s.a.p... so save your dollars, betches. There's raaaad swag that'll be comin' at ya before you know it!
Thanks to Miss Bella Muerta for the face-beating; Luis Payne from Hairroinsalon.com for the color/extensions; Elizabeth McGrath for loaning us the cuddly lil' feller with whom we're posed; Joanna for turning Dirk's photo into the first 'official' ad...and, of course, to Ms Switchletto herself for her phenomenal fineries.
Seriously: keep your false eyelashes peeled-- when this stuff drops, it'll be hotter than the oven I wish were cookin' up something for me NOW! (Though the bear didn't, the belly's growlin' on me...)
OFF TO GET SOME GRUB, but
Much Love--
Clint]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121797690789.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121797690789.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121797690789.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121797690789.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121797690789.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121797690789.jpgGiving "Drama" During the Hello Drama Fashion Showbuzznet:user:entry:id:411337712008--0-7-T31: 0:1:-08:002008--0-7-T31: 0:1:-08:002008--0-7-T31: 0:1:-08:00clintcatalyst *NOT* a usual look for me, huh?
Hell, I ain't "afeared" to let folks TAKE IT THERE...
And, uh--I'd say make-up artist Michele Monaco landed me in unfamiliar territory! (My favorite? People who assumed I shaved an eyebrow off for the show.)
The "Drama" around my groinage is actually an oversized necklace made by two of the cutest lil' girls around town: Kaila Yu and Kit E. Katt.
Check out their stuff over at HelloDrama.net!
The oversized razorblade is my current fave. I want to do a photo shoot where I'm...oh. Never mind. I'm so slow about posting; somebody might nab the idea (and do it better than me, even)!
So until then...]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121749460262.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121749460262.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121749460262.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121749460262.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121749460262.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121749460262.jpgTONIGHT!buzznet:user:entry:id:403530312008--0-7-T18: 1:8:-08:002008--0-7-T18: 1:8:-08:002008--0-7-T18: 1:8:-08:00clintcatalyst Oh, I'm always so great about advance notice... *sigh*
If you're in Hollywood-- or even anywhere near
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Taken July 17, 2008 at the:
Tarina Tarantino "Pink Plastic Party"
in celebration of
the official Mattel TARINA BARBIE DOLL!
On Me:
Minature Top Hat By
Creepsuella Stilleto
Effed-up Make-up
by me having a good time...
(I passed out last night while uploading this pic, hence the partial caption that appeared previously.)
*smileage*
to
the
maximum
MILEAGE!
(Maaaany more pics to come-- please check back later)]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121638182516.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121638182516.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121638182516.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121638182516.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121638182516.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121638182516.jpgAt The Flaunt Magazine Party...buzznet:user:entry:id:399055012008--0-7-T12: 0:7:-08:002008--0-7-T12: 0:7:-08:002008--0-7-T12: 0:7:-08:00clintcatalyst with 'The Kitch' (as if y'all already didn't know!)
Oh but, that mini-top hat you see me wearing here (as well as in several other colorways elsewhere)?
Expect to see me in more of them. Ditto Audrey K. The designer, CREEPSUELLA STILETTO has chosen us as her new "spokes-modules."
(I'm stoked to have a squillion new hats headin' my direction, but have to poke fun at the term "model" used for me in just about ANY context.)
This Polaroid was taken by the prolific CHET B of
http://thelbcandlastreetscene.blogspot.com
and
myspace.com/thelbcandlastreetscene
I *love* Polaroid pics, and am bummed to hear they'll soon be yet another extinct relic...
Sigh.
Sooner or later, everything
everyone goes...
(and in MY case? At the moment I'm
GOING
to run some lame-but-necessary errands.)]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121587302515.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121587302515.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121587302515.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121587302515.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121587302515.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121587302515.jpgWith The Stunning Adele Mildred, Milliner Extraordinairebuzznet:user:entry:id:397322212008--0-7-T09: 1:7:-08:002008--0-7-T09: 1:7:-08:002008--0-7-T09: 1:7:-08:00clintcatalyst At the 3 year anniversary of aplusd's legendary Club Bootie (which I'm bummed I had to miss this month due to a deadline.... ERGH. Who wants to work when there's a dance floor to burn down down down?)
The entire evening was pirate-related (get it? hint: all their mash-ups are...), and one of the many reasons I adore my accomplice for the evening?
She made every single thing on her body (sans the shoes...she's not a cobbler. YET!), and gave her nod to pirates a lá pastels.
Siiiiiick...
and natch, just as original as aplusd's presence (via throwing the first all-mash-ups, all-night-long in the country).
It's no wonder these fabulosas get flown all over the world! Believe me: I'm proud as Sweet F.A...
But I wouldn't exactly *hate* getting hooked-up with gratis international travel.
There's always the future (i.e., HOPE)— and the obvious:
Dreams.
Here's to You and Me and Rainbows, [CUE CLICHéD EMOTICON]
CCx
MASSIVE THANKS TO AMAN OF AMAN-ABOUT-TOWN.COM!]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121564993624.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121564993624.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121564993624.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121564993624.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121564993624.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121564993624.jpgLast Night...Today's Sitebuzznet:user:entry:id:385138312008--0-6-T21: 1:0:-08:002008--0-6-T21: 1:0:-08:002008--0-6-T21: 1:0:-08:00clintcatalyst co-conspirators:
jared gold and 'the kitch'
"team players" with whom we met (at venue):
adele mildred, max smith, rich royal, william mills, and
celebrity musician [name deliberately omitted]*
perks:
center: balcony, our own sectioned-off area,
full bar/bottle service/all we could drink,
press and yada blah-blah [also deliberately omitted]*
"propers" due:
james outlaw, one of the most genteel hosts in town,
melissa manning, contributing photographer/sweetheart extraordinaire,
and the 740 mgmt for hooking us up in a major way...
(much obliged, and massive thanks!
brevity in post?:
'cause it was goood, baby
GOOD TIMES, INDEED!
*[so good, in fact? no need to ruin it with U.S. Weekly tacky-ass public dropping of names... mentioning my pals who are non-tabloid regulars is sufficient enough. besides, they're all stars as far as I'm concerned.]
waiting for some janky tabloid's stamp of validation?
couldn't be less interested, I don't think...]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-12140683081.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-12140683081.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-12140683081.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-12140683081.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-12140683081.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-12140683081.jpgM.C.ing Jared Gold's Fashion Show in S.L.C.buzznet:user:entry:id:381081312008--0-6-T14: 2:2:-08:002008--0-6-T14: 2:2:-08:002008--0-6-T14: 2:2:-08:00clintcatalyst See that little speck up there?
Uh huh...that's right!
*winkage*]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121350861538.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121350861538.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121350861538.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121350861538.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121350861538.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121350861538.jpgTarina Tarantino's Birthday Dinner, May 2008buzznet:user:entry:id:374012512008--0-6-T03: 1:0:-08:002008--0-6-T03: 1:0:-08:002008--0-6-T03: 1:0:-08:00clintcatalyst A surprise party thrown by her stylish husband Alfonso, where I had a little... erm... surprise experience of my own.
For anyone who was there that evening (or heard stories in the days thereafter), all I have to say are three words: hot glue gun.
Otherwise?
Amazing intimate dinner, some of the best bread pudding I've ever had in my life...
And as far as the Almighty Double T goes?
Seriously, now: What's not to love?
Best of wishes to you for another year, darlin'...
With Love and Sparkles,
CCx]]>http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/thumb-msg-121251355706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/synd-msg-121251355706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/mob-msg-121251355706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/gallery-msg-121251355706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/large-msg-121251355706.jpghttp://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/clintcatalyst/default/feat-msg-121251355706.jpgBackstage at the Killers Never Die Fashion Show...buzznet:user:entry:id:371193912008--0-5-T29: 1:9:-08:002008--0-5-T29: 1:9:-08:002008--0-5-T29: 1:9:-08:00clintcatalyst In the background: a sun-kissed, healthy, happy-go-lucky Matthew Lush.
In the foreground: me.
[Thanks to Michele Monaco for "giving me face," and—as always, massive thanks to Irene Urias and Luis Salinas of Hairroin for the new 'fro. I'm still love love love love lovin' it...)
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